Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai,
success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai,
piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua,
vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar
ke aankh bach gayi.
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy,
so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents
Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar
khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:
Auraton ko dekhne ka samay
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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man.
He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Santa apni khoobsurat Biwi k saath car mein baitha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai,
piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: George Washington's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Washington's skeleton when he was a child.
Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata,
Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi
ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha,
ye Ayodhya kaise chala gaya?
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto
Banta asks: Why r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
Presented By Hassan Ali
