Funny SMS Shayaris for you Part-2

Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho 

Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon

Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K 

Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho

Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay 

Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay

Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho

K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Aur Tum Ko Razai Na Milay

Girl

: (Emotionaly) 

Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen.. 

Darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..

Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say...

Kay App Hamain Kahin Bhool Na jaye..

Boy :  

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe...

Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe...

Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to.....

Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee...

 

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye 

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....

Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon. 

Pyaar se 'debug' karna mein wait kar raha hoon. 

Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.

Yeh dekho mera connection'time out' ho gaya

Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan

Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskaan,

Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,

Khake paan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jaan"

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain

Jo bhii kaho gai merii dukaan per wo paogai

maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai

bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaogai

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, 

laakh rupaye ki bat thi, 

do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

Kaash Tere Chehre Pe 

Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote 

Chand To Tum Ho Hi 

Sitare Bhi Saath Hote 

Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla

Par haire meri footi kismat 

Nahaya hua sardar nikla

By Hassan Ali