Ek Aap ho Ki Sharmaate bahut Ho

Mulk Ki Bhi Ek Sarhad Hoti Hai..

Jawani ke Din Chamkile Ho Gaye..

Funny SMS Shayaris for you Part-2

Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho 

Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon

Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K 

Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho

Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay 

Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay

Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho

K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Aur Tum Ko Razai Na Milay

Girl

: (Emotionaly) 

Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen.. 

Darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..

Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say...

Kay App Hamain Kahin Bhool Na jaye..

Boy :  

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe...

Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe...

Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to.....

Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee...

 

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye 

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....

Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon. 

Pyaar se 'debug' karna mein wait kar raha hoon. 

Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.

Yeh dekho mera connection'time out' ho gaya

Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan

Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskaan,

Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,

Khake paan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jaan"

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain

Jo bhii kaho gai merii dukaan per wo paogai

maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai

bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaogai

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, 

laakh rupaye ki bat thi, 

do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

Kaash Tere Chehre Pe 

Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote 

Chand To Tum Ho Hi 

Sitare Bhi Saath Hote 

Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla

Par haire meri footi kismat 

Nahaya hua sardar nikla

By Hassan Ali

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,

Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,

Is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,

Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain....

Likho to kuch aisa Likho ke kalam bhi

A Scientist Cannot be a President But Kalam did It

Apki Awaaz Koyal Jaisi..

Ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekhlo..

Pundit ji ne aapke mobile ke rashi..

Ek Baar Dekha to Dost Ki Saheli Thi..

Ek Baar Yaad Karke to Dekhoo..

Funny SMS Shayaris for you

Na ishq karna mere yaar

Ye ladkiya bahut satati hai

Na karna in par aitbar

Ye kharch bahut karwati hai 

Recharge tum karwa ke dete ho

Aur number mera lagati hai 

Pani Aani ki Baat Karte Hoo

Dil Jalane ki Baat Karte Ho

Char Din Se Moo Nahi Dhoye 

Tum Nahane ki baat karte hoo

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai 

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai

Upar likha hai most wanted

Neeche 50 paise ka inaam hai

Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi 

Humne uski doli utha rakhi thi

Hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi

Issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya

Usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.

Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,

Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.

Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai, 

Har chowk pe ladkiyan bitha rakhi hai, 

Na jane kis raste se aap aaoge, 

Isliye har ladki ko ek-ek raakhi thama rakhi hai.

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,

Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge, 

Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me, 

To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi

Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli

Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai

Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki 

Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

Presented By Hassan Ali