Funny SMS Shayaris for you

Na ishq karna mere yaar

Ye ladkiya bahut satati hai

Na karna in par aitbar

Ye kharch bahut karwati hai 

Recharge tum karwa ke dete ho

Aur number mera lagati hai 

Pani Aani ki Baat Karte Hoo

Dil Jalane ki Baat Karte Ho

Char Din Se Moo Nahi Dhoye 

Tum Nahane ki baat karte hoo

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai 

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai

Upar likha hai most wanted

Neeche 50 paise ka inaam hai

Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi 

Humne uski doli utha rakhi thi

Hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi

Issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya

Usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.

Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,

Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.

Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai, 

Har chowk pe ladkiyan bitha rakhi hai, 

Na jane kis raste se aap aaoge, 

Isliye har ladki ko ek-ek raakhi thama rakhi hai.

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,

Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge, 

Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me, 

To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi

Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli

Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai

Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki 

Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

Presented By Hassan Ali