Thursday, January 27, 2011

10 Funny Husband Wife Jokes part-1

1) Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot 
pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
Malang: Beta, hal hota to 
mein malang kiu banta..? 

2) Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon, 
mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!
Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada
aqal ki zaroorat hai!
Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai,
jo aap k pass mojood hai! 

3) An old man married a young Girl, 
Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein 
Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?
Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam. 

4) They say that when a man holds a woman's hand 
before marriage, it is love;
After marriage: It is self-defense 

5)How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then...
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

6) Teacher: Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan
Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se Jakhre Rakhti Hai?

7) Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.
wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

8)Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream 
That u were sending me 
Jewelry and clothes! 
Husband: yeah, I saw w
your dad paying the bill !!! 

9)Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

10)  Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Presented by Hassan Ali 

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