Na ishq karna mere yaar
Ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
Na karna in par aitbar
Ye kharch bahut karwati hai
Recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
Aur number mera lagati hai
Pani Aani ki Baat Karte Hoo
Dil Jalane ki Baat Karte Ho
Char Din Se Moo Nahi Dhoye
Tum Nahane ki baat karte hoo
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Upar likha hai most wanted
Neeche 50 paise ka inaam hai
Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
Humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
Hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi
Issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi
Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya
Usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.
Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,
Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.
Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai,
Har chowk pe ladkiyan bitha rakhi hai,
Na jane kis raste se aap aaoge,
Isliye har ladki ko ek-ek raakhi thama rakhi hai.
Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai
Presented By Hassan Ali
