Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Funny SMS Shayaris for you Part-2

Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho 
Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon
Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K 
Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho


Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay 
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Aur Tum Ko Razai Na Milay


Girl
: (Emotionaly) 
Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen.. 
Darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..
Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say...
Kay App Hamain Kahin Bhool Na jaye..

Boy :  
Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe...
Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe...
Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to.....
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee...

 

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye 
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!


Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon. 
Pyaar se 'debug' karna mein wait kar raha hoon. 
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection'time out' ho gaya



Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskaan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jaan"


Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho gai merii dukaan per wo paogai
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaogai


Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, 
laakh rupaye ki bat thi, 
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)


Kaash Tere Chehre Pe 
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote 
Chand To Tum Ho Hi 
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote 


Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haire meri footi kismat 
Nahaya hua sardar nikla

By Hassan Ali