Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,

Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,

Is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,

Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain....

Likho to kuch aisa Likho ke kalam bhi

A Scientist Cannot be a President But Kalam did It

10 Funny Husband Wife Jokes part-1

1) Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot 

pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.

Malang: Beta, hal hota to 

mein malang kiu banta..? 

2) Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon, 

mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!

Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada

aqal ki zaroorat hai!

Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai,

jo aap k pass mojood hai! 

3) An old man married a young Girl, 

Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein 

Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?

Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam. 

4) They say that when a man holds a woman's hand 

before marriage, it is love;

After marriage: It is self-defense 

5)How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:

Yr 1. Janu

Yr 2. O G.

Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?

Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa

And then...

Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?

Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

6) Teacher: Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan

Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se Jakhre Rakhti Hai?

Student: MISS, SHALWAR KA NARRA

7) Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:

Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.

wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur

Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

8)Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream 

That u were sending me 

Jewelry and clothes! 

Husband: yeah, I saw w

your dad paying the bill !!! 

9)Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!

Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,

I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

10)  Husband to a newly wed wife!

I could go to the end of the world for you

Wife:Thanks,but promise me

you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Presented by Hassan Ali 

Apki Awaaz Koyal Jaisi..

Ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekhlo..

Pundit ji ne aapke mobile ke rashi..

Ek Baar Dekha to Dost Ki Saheli Thi..

Ek Baar Yaad Karke to Dekhoo..

Funny SMS Shayaris for you

Na ishq karna mere yaar

Ye ladkiya bahut satati hai

Na karna in par aitbar

Ye kharch bahut karwati hai 

Recharge tum karwa ke dete ho

Aur number mera lagati hai 

Pani Aani ki Baat Karte Hoo

Dil Jalane ki Baat Karte Ho

Char Din Se Moo Nahi Dhoye 

Tum Nahane ki baat karte hoo

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai 

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai

Upar likha hai most wanted

Neeche 50 paise ka inaam hai

Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi 

Humne uski doli utha rakhi thi

Hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi

Issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya

Usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.

Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,

Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.

Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai, 

Har chowk pe ladkiyan bitha rakhi hai, 

Na jane kis raste se aap aaoge, 

Isliye har ladki ko ek-ek raakhi thama rakhi hai.

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,

Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge, 

Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me, 

To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi

Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli

Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai

Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki 

Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

Presented By Hassan Ali 

Santa Banta are back with new Jokes

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?

Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, 
success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha.

Driver ne sheesha set kiya.

Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai,

piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, 

vaise hua kya tha?

Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.

Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar 

ke aankh bach gayi.

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Santa: Suicide karne ke liye

Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?

Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, 

so I bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For you and your parents

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar 

khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: 

Auraton ko dekhne ka samay

9am-11am

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein

Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: 

O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. 

He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Santa apni khoobsurat Biwi k saath car mein baitha.

Driver ne sheesha set kiya.

Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai,

piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Santa: George Washington's skeleton.

Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?

Santa: That was Washington's skeleton when he was a child.

Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?

Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, 

Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi 

ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.

Santa: Who r u?

Girl: Seeta here.

Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, 

ye Ayodhya kaise chala gaya?

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto

Banta asks: Why r u removing a wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

Presented By Hassan Ali