my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money.
I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
Laloo applied for the post of adetective in Patna.
In theinterview he was asked a question:
Who killed Mahatma Gandhi?
Laloo: I will tell you tomorrow.
Laloo come home and tells his wife: I got the job and
my first work is to investigate who killed Gandhi.
Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.
Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess,
all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.
Funny Husband: I know all that.
Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?
Funny Husband: Because the poor fool
is thinking about getting married.
Laloo: Doctor, I don't remember anything,
sometimes on road I even forget if I am going to office
from home or going back to home from office.
Psychiatrist: In such a condition, you should check your tiffin.
If it is empty then you are going to home,
if it is full, you are going to office.
Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled
and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a compliment?
Funny Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent !
A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery.
He got it from a poor Bania.
Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars.
Once again the Sardar needed blood for surgery.
Bania was more than happy to donated blood again.
This time, Sardar just gave him a Cadburies Chocolate.
Bania asked the reason.
Sardar: Now I also have Bania blood in my body.
Japanese Prime Minister: Give me Bihar for 3 years,
we will turn it like Japan.
Laloo: Give me Japan for 3 months,
I will turn it into Bihar.
First Kid: Once when I was playing on a road,
a speeding bike hit me and I fell down
on the earth unconsciously.
Second Kid: Oh my God! Did you survive
that accident or you died.
First Kid: I don’t remember exactly,
I was only 3 yeas old at that time.
